Welcome to District Starchamber U.S.A., folks. It's time to cast your vote for a New World Order in the old school vein! Choose your favorite orphan. Choose your favorite government. Test your nerves. Show your support. Share your knowledge.

All your favorites are back! Be sure to check out Pig Johnson's Moonlight Chat. And don't forget to see Dr. Steve Crave's new public policies. Also, Rhett Goldentooth answers NASA's wimpy excuse for a space program. Hoochie's sold!

Let Washington D.C. hear your voice with a vote for District Starchamber! Pick up your unsolicited questions about an athiest hoax that has wormed it's way into the heart of our secular government. Find out what the new annex costs you!

Say NO to independent views! Say NO to radical interpretations! Say NO to invasive civil liberties! Individual rights end where personal infringement begins. Dare to take pride in your community. Dare to accept the truth! America is lost... abandon ship -

Love,

Creed